I told my husband to never doubt a Latina’s love when she is
willing to go 8 days in her own home without rice. My husband is Jewish, and
one of his big holidays is Passover. Someone once described Passover to me as “Jewish
Thanksgiving” (a popular meme describes it as “They tried to kill us. They
failed. Let’s eat.”) But it’s hard for me to work up thankfulness (or
enthusiasm) for 8 days of no bread, rice, or beans. Not to mention the work
that goes into prepping the house.
To say this year was different is an understatement. To
start, the boisterous gathering that is the Passover seder was off. Going on a
treasure hunt for toilet paper and other basics also took priority over hunting
through multiple stores for Passover specific foodstuff.
Have I fantasized about skipping Passover before this? OK, yeah.
But not like this.
We didn’t do any major preparation. We didn’t bother to use
up the explicitly non-kosher for Passover food beforehand. But we did joke that
despite not having the things that made it a traditional Passover, in some ways
this was the most Passover-y Passover ever. We had to make do with whatever
kind of food we could find—a tiny roast, one box of matzoh, apple sauce instead
of haroset for example. There was a literal plague we were hoping would pass
over our house. And do not get me started on the stand-in for the Pharaoh.
A seder did end up happening over Zoom. As expected, we got
extreme close-ups of the ears and noses of the folks who weren’t as used to
technology as others. We went with a very simplified version of the seder to
make things easier. But the interaction between family was still warm and lively.
And the singing…well, the singing was as it always was, with all the gusto and
heart of the Von Trapp family. None of pitch or tone mind you, but all the heart,
and volume fueled by four cups of wine.
You know, this year I didn’t mind it so much. But I’ll still
be sneaking rice when no one is looking. Can’t let it go to waste.
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We did manage to score delicious macaroons
in a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel tin. With all the time I saved
not doing Passover prep, I made masks. |
Song Choice: OK this is a lot longer than one song, but I couldn't not mention the
Saturday Night Passover Seder which is raising money for the CDC. There's a lot of fun music, funny bits, and my husband was really moved by it.
