on the last half block
of our walk.
He was successful
in diverting me to the retirees’ home
where belly rubs and bacon treats waited.
A careless squirrel
passed within less than a foot of him.
If Kit was less full
he might have caught it
(at least that is what I think
he tells himself
as he struts home).
I am hungry after all the side quests.
I call the pizzeria to put in my order.
Kit starts howling
at the words “chicken fingers”.
He knows that means it’s pizza night.
He knows there will be left over crusts
and more belly rubs.
The girl on the other end laughs.
She hears him too.
“Can you imagine that,” I say,
“He was actually shy when we first rescued him?”
"I tell you I was t-h-i-s close to catching that rodent!"
Liner Notes for This Groove: This poem was inspired by the prompt given at Poets and Storytellers United, Keeping it Real. Yes my dog is really this ridiculous. Most of my neighbors can vouch for it.
I had a dog once. And many pizzas. I prefer the pizza. Dogs are OK, I guess, though they can be tough if not properly prepped. Pizza, please.
ReplyDeleteEveryone has their preferences
DeleteBoy, it was that squirrel's lucky day alright! Close call!
ReplyDeleteKit probably got a whiff of its tail fur as it went by
DeleteA perfectly delightful piece of realism, Rommy! It seems it's not all that easy to do, but you've got it just right.
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks!
DeleteI refer you to the dog of my limerick, Sport. He, too, was in charge! lol
ReplyDeleteHeh-heh... they always are, aren't they?
DeleteI love this, Rommy. I feel like I'm there. And the thought of Kit getting all excited about pizza night made me giggle extra hard.
ReplyDeleteThat dog is serious about his pizza crust
DeleteKit is great! I enjoyed reading his story very much. :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteYou did good on the real, do the pizza places deliver to the retired folk homes? I had a beagle dog, Adi, who paired with me to make us a Certified Pet Therapy Pair. We visited assisted living and Alzheimer residents once or twice a week. The residents loved her.
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I always say Kit is a free-lance therapy dog :D
DeleteHe is so cute!
ReplyDeleteLOL, he is well aware of it... too well aware!
DeleteHow delightful .... craving some pizza now. And a chance to pet your "Kit."
ReplyDeleteHe'll never turn one down
DeleteI think it must be an animal thing about pizza. My macaw loves it too.
ReplyDeleteLOL, there's something primal about pizza
DeleteGood he found a home in you. Nice writing
ReplyDeleteLucky for us too!
DeleteThat's one beautiful best friend you got there
ReplyDeleteThat's our stubborn sweetie!
DeleteKit is so adorable! And smart! (He knows it's pizza night)
ReplyDeleteHe can detect a pizza being eaten from miles away. :D
DeleteClever dog, reminds me of one of dogs!
ReplyDeleteToo clever for my own good sometimes :D
DeleteOh he's so cute. Love it. Is he a corgi? my daughter has one. A very loyal lovable dog.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed he is. He is steadfastly loyal, but also very, very dedicated to getting as much to eat as he possibly can.
DeleteKit sounds like he has a pretty solid life philosophy going for him.
ReplyDeleteThe little man has got it all figured out.
DeleteKit's a charmer. Happy Sunday
ReplyDeleteMuch💜love
He'll charm the treats right out of your hand :D
DeleteDogs are clever little beasts. Life is empty without one around the house.
ReplyDeleteThe few months where we didn't have one were weirdly quiet indeed
DeleteCorgies are something else! I am an "Aunt" to two of them and mom to my three Irishdoodles (Irish setter/poodle mix). And I love them to bits. (bacon bits, they prefer :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, Kit will take ALL the bacon bits he is offered.
DeleteYour Kit is a delight. And he sure sounds like his living his best life, indeed. So charming and adorable.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad we can keep him happy. I sometimes wonder about the life he left behind and hope he knows how much he's adored, even when I call him a goofball.
DeleteIf we love animals, we obtain its double in return.Lovely post.
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